Hotel Lanzarote Village

Spotlessly clean everywhere. Staff friendly and helpful. Food awful. Only decent thing to eat was chicken nuggets at pool bar - if you like that sort of food. Apparently different themed nights however food was the same thing except for a special choice. That could be grilled chicken or pork. So dry you could hardly cut it. Mini burgers in gravy which were pink in the middle. Cold buffet had very little changes. We ate out a couple of nights. When complained about food being 2* I was advised that no one else had complained yet round the pool most were complaining. Very little for kids to do and entertainment in evening was poor.

Hotel was fine, but is advertised as child friendly but that’s not how it is when you’re there. The lifeguard basically didn’t allow the kids to have any fun in the pool and wanted an adult to be within arms reach of kids at all times. Bearing in mind our child was 6 and is capable of swimming with arm bands. That spoiled half our holiday until another guest complained and he was a bit more relaxed. Maid service wasn’t great and forgot to make up the pullout bed, even though it was open when the room was serviced. No big deal I would have done it myself but they removed all the bedding. Very bizarre. Food and drinks were ok, basic enough but fine overall. Would recommend to older crowd and definitely wouldn’t recommend for a family.